JOE-lumberjack

3D Model

Deep in a forest far away, Lived a guy a bit “okay…”, A lumberjack, a handyman, With very questionable plans! One day he said, “I’ve had enough, Walking slow is way too rough! I’ll build myself without delay A crazy ride to save the day!” He grabbed an old grinder tool, A rusty frame, some bolts not cool, A bit of string, a shaky plan… And way too much confidence, man! Vroom vroom, buzz buzz! Hear that noisy fuzz! Cuts down trees while flying by, Makes the whole forest wonder why! Vroom vroom, buzz buzz! Watch out little pines! When he starts that crazy ride, Even squirrels run for their lives! He speeds between the trees so fast, Wood chips flying as he blasts, A twist of throttle, loud and proud— And poof! no tree… he laughs out loud! Deer just stare as he goes past, Owls look shocked by how he blasts, And him, so proud, king of the wood, Laughing like he really should! “They say it’s unsafe,” folks complain, “That thing is driving us insane!”