George Custom Git-Fiddle

3D Model

Hey there hipsters! Are you tired of playing great sounding guitars that just look too clean? Wouldn’t you like to have people take one look at your guitar and think ” Wow, what a piece of shit. That hipster has had that guitar for a long time. How legit they are.” Want a guitar to match your “rustic” aesthetic? Well look no further! This is the SHIT Guitars (TM) George Hager custom. Who better to design a guitar for garbage humans than someone who held a guitar that one time at Zach’s. It’s fretless to add to the air of undeserved superiority that defines you. It also comes pre-weathered for that worn-in, over-used, excessively-hyphentated, down-home feel.

Only $699.99

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