Ichthyomancer's Primer

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Magic found in the celestical planes, the nine hells, the astral sphere and all the awkward squiggly bits inbetween, falls into two major catorgaries, those that are well practiced and known, and those that are forgotten, shunned or just simply ignored; or in rare cases all three. Ichthyomancy may be one of these, its practitioners can expect a promicing but solitary career knee deep in fish livers, with all the rich scents & ensuing lonelyness of necromancy and none of the benefits. (With Fish being notable as one of the few creatures less engaging in conversation that those suffering from total and irreveseable brain death.) Contains details of the following spells & incantations: -Cone of Cod -Melf’s Minnow Meteors -Abi-Dalzim’s Horrid Whiting -Goby of Invulnerability

Terrible puns have great power in the realms of man & god alike and should never be underestimated.

This particular copy has been treated with great care and is thus lacking a fishy odour.