Old Fred - World of Warcraft

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In the shadowed depths of Azeroth’s forgotten code lies Old Fred, the most vicious and elusive end boss ever whispered about in World of Warcraft. Not listed in any official raid, Fred spawns only once per server cycle—if the stars align and five players simultaneously emote “/shrug” in the Caverns of Time. Towering in a tattered admiral’s coat, his beard crackling with arcane energy, Fred wields the Anchor of Regret, a weapon that ignores armor and memory alike. No guild has ever logged a confirmed kill; those who try are either disconnected or cursed with permanent UI glitches. His aggro range spans continents, and his laugh—an audio file corrupted beyond repair—has been known to crash voice chat. Some say he was coded as a joke. Others believe he’s the ghost of a fired dev. But one thing is certain: if you see Old Fred, it’s already too late.