Knifes X

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Yes, Knifes is purposely misspelled. First, I wanted to get your attention. Second, I did it because my brothers and I never liked the way the other children used to say “Kuh-Nives.” It sounded “Kuh-Dumb.”

“Knifes, Mices, Ices…”

If you’re going to butcher a beautiful language, do it humorously, not neglectfully.