Behold! I shall sing you a shanty on Captain Finnegan!
“There once was a man called Captain Finnegan He grew whiskers down his chin-e-gan Went to steal from the fearsome beast, Sea Dragon Captain Finnegan never to be seen again”
Aye, now wasn’t that a shanty? No? Aye
Ohkay look, I’m not actually a pirate so I can’t really speak like one. But you can’t say that I’m not trying. And that’s a very important quality in an employee. Like a bachelor looking for love, I’m putting myself out there, y’know. Oh I should be talking about this model I made
Captain Finnegan and his men return from their most recent adventure. Little did they know that the beast that they stole from has followed them all the way back to their hideout. As the dinghy docks on the pier, the young Sea Dragon strikes! Reclaiming the treasure which was stolen from him. Now rests the beast under the abandoned pier, he guards his booty with all its body. Now why does a Sea Dragon need a chest full of doubloons? I don’t know I don’t speak dragon
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